Red Carpet Bandit » Fashion Faux Pas http://www.redcarpetbandit.com Style for a Steal Mon, 16 Aug 2010 18:28:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Fashion Faux Pas: Mariah Carey http://www.redcarpetbandit.com/2009/12/21/fashion-faux-pas-mariah-carey/ http://www.redcarpetbandit.com/2009/12/21/fashion-faux-pas-mariah-carey/#comments Mon, 21 Dec 2009 18:32:42 +0000 The Bandit http://www.redcarpetbandit.com/?p=2047 mariah-carey-435

Good night nurse, I’m holding my breath just looking at her.

Mariah Carey has some of the hardest working clothing in the business. Seriously, I think I can see her zipper sweating.

You know it takes at least three assistants to help her get out of those pants because there’s no way she’s able to shake (shake, shake, shake, shake) ‘em off herself.

Mariah, you’re the princess of pop. But you aren’t a size 2…and we LOVE you for that. Embrace your curves, woman! Celebrate them, don’t suffocate them in too-tight clothes that make you look like a stuffed sausage. It’s tough to be comfortable in your own skin, believe me – I get it. But let’s start with some comfortable clothes that are both flattering and age appropriate. She looks like she got stuck in a time warp.  In Newark.

Remember, Mariah – Forever 21 is a shop, not a mantra.

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